{
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"please don't leave, there's more\ndemons to toast!",
"let's beat it -- this is turning\ninto a bloodbath!",
"i wouldn't leave if i were you.\ndos is much worse.",
"you're trying to say you like dos\nbetter than me, right?",
"don't leave yet -- there's a\ndemon around that corner!",
"ya know, next time you come in here\ni'm gonna toast ya.",
"go ahead and leave. see if i care.",
"you want to quit?\nthen, thou hast lost an eighth!",
"don't go now, there's a \ndimensional shambler waiting\nat the dos prompt!",
"get outta here and go back\nto your boring programs.",
"if i were your boss, i'd \n deathmatch ya in a minute!",
"look, bud. you leave now\nand you forfeit your body count!",
"just leave. when you come\nback, i'll be waiting with a bat.",
"you're lucky i don't smack\nyou for thinking about leaving."
}